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3:41 p.m. - 2002-03-14

So I redid the evil English oral--Hamlet this time-- and somehow managed to pull a 95. I am bemused but content. Also made the mistake of bringing up Andrea Yates in front of Medusa, who went absolutely insane. As far as I know, her heart is still splattered all over the kitchen floor. And then--

"And then, and then, and then..." Ivy, dear, I’m starting to get sick of you.

You know what? I’m pretty fed up with you, too.

Is that so?

Yes, its so. I’ve been thinking—

First time for everything, I guess.

Don’t interrupt. What I was going to say was that this can’t be all that healthy.

Can’t it, now? Imagine that.

I’m serious.

First time for—

Shut it.

Hmph.

Really, though, I can’t think of anyone else who has open conversations with their inner Fury...

Well, excuse me for existing. Would you rather have a Psyche?

That was just shameless.

Of course, Psyches are overrated as it is...

I’m aware of that. Besides, I’ve gotten along just fine without one so far.

Reconsidering?

What? Trading you in for something conventional?

You couldn’t be conventional to save your life.

Thanks.

Sure thing.

It’d serve you right if I did trade you in...

I doubt you’d be able to, dear. Sorry to disappoint you.

Oh, I think I could. Its just the matter of what I’d end up with instead. At least I can identify you, even if you are like an obnoxious, twisted version of Jiminy Cricket.

I’m your Jiminy Cricket? Come on, you can’t just assume these things. For all you know, you’re mine.

Wonderful. Envy me in my twofold security...

Me too.

Um. Well. Let's end with another random quiz today, shall we?


You are Dorothy Parker
You are cynical, bitter, and bitchy! Too bad you are so preoccupied with love and unhappy with life. It's okay, your wit has made you very popular. By the way, aren't all men pigs?

Take the Which Poet are You? Quiz - brought to you out of boredom and pretention!


You are T.S. Eliot
Your are introspective and have an affinity for creatures that purr. You also have a tendency to doubt yourself. You can see the beauty in the world - don't let it pass you by!

Take the Which Poet are You? Quiz - brought to you out of boredom and pretention!

Adieu.

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