had i a hammer, i'd smash me a star

9:42 p.m. - 2002-01-08

I'm worrying about my college essays again. I think I should rewrite them. Except I already turned in the applications. Ack. I just wrote four pages on Donne in half an hour, in the largest handwriting I could dredge up, which will probably be illegible to the prof anyway. I want to borrow Mao's muse. I want to borrow anyone's muse, if they happen to have a spare one lying around. I wonder, does amazon.com carry anything of use in that department?

Dorothy Parker time, folks. She's good for commiseration.

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

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